World Wide Horse Owner Addicts Anonymous

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Horse Addict????

This site is designed for the Equine Addict, so don't let the name fool you!  The first step in the WWHOAA program is to admit you are a Horse Addict. 

Fortunately, there are no more steps to this program!

(Sorry, there are no medications to cure this Addiction.  Unless they perfect gene therapy you are a horse addict for life!)

 

New information will be added to the BOTTOM of the page, be sure to REFRESH the page to see what's new!

You know you are a horse addict if.......

  • You will only drink your coffee out of a "horse" mug.
  • Your children's tree house is at the paddock because that is where you spend all of your time.
  • Your most relaxing and therapeutic moments are when you are shoveling horse manure.
  • You would rather be dumped by a horse than a man.
  • When a horse bucks you off, you get back on it.
  • """Bling"" to you has something to do with tack vs. jewelry.
  • You kiss your horses before you kiss your husband in the morning.
  • You always grab a horse magazine at the local feed store.
  • You enjoy looking at a horse's hip as much as at a man/womans behind.
  • You would rather sleep in the barn with your horse than with your spouse
  • You spend more time feeding your horse than you spend feeding your family.
  • You decorate your hair with hay.
  • You examine every piece of rope or twine for its halter potential.
  • You think a great vacation is spending a long weekend in front of a horse trailer by a dusty arena.
  • You take your children's temperature and think 102* is normal.
  • You prefer the smell of a stable to cologne.
  • You're in a better mood when you can smell a horse barn.
  • You sleep with your boots on and count horses to fall asleep.
  • Your laugh is beginning to sound like a whinny.
  • Instead of giving someone directions to turn left or right you tell them to "gee" or "haw".
  • You still have your childhood horse statues in your bedroom.
  • Your morning chores include gloves, boots, a coat, and either coveralls or chaps.
  • You talk to your horse more than you talk to your spouse.
  • You spend more time at the feed or tack store than at the grocery store.
  • You want to spend every minute of your life with your horse.
  • You cannot afford new shoes for yourself or your kids but the Horseshoer comes every 8 weeks to put new shoes on your horse.
  • Your mail is mostly tack catalogs.
  • Your favorite "pets" food is measured in tons.
  • Your barn is cleaner and more organized than your house.
  • Your saddle costs more than your living room furniture.
  • Your vet bill is larger than your Dr. bill.
  • Your horse trailer might as well be welded solid to your pickup as it is rarely unattached.
  • You wish you had a second pickup so you wouldn't have to unhook your horse trailer.
  • You use your horse's shampoo on yourself because it is better than your own.
  • You have a farrier bill large enough to deduct from taxes.
  • Your vocabulary consists of words like: Laminitis, colic, thrush, rain rot, cribbing, wormer, West Nile, founder.......
  • Your feed bill is bigger than your grocery bill.
  • Most of your shirts have pictures of horses on them.
  • Your criteria for purchasing a new vehicle includes: Does it have a tow package, how large of a horse trailer will it tow, what kind of pulling power does it have.
  • You are on a first name basis with the local veterinarians and their staff, and also with the vets and staff of the nearest (and sometimes farthest) Equine Hospital.
  •  You try to draw something and no matter what it turns out to be a horse.
  • Your favorite word is whoa!
  • Your outfit includes horse hair.
  • You can expertly braid your Andalusians mane but don't brush your hair.
  • You think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
  • You know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
  • You are banned from Laundromats.
  • You can magically lower your voice five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
  • You will end relationships over your horses.
  • You insure your horses for more than your cars.
  • You know more about your horse's nutrition than your own.
  • You have Neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
  • You engage in a hobby that is more work than your day job.

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Do you have a good saying to add to this list? Drop me an e-mail and I may put it on my site.

kellieb@aimcomm.net

Click on the link below to go to the

Equine Vocabulary Page and Horse Classified - Glossary of Terms

Real Equine Ads That Make You Smile

Send me your favorite "Real Horse Ad" kellieb@aimcomm.net

I have a 6 yr old Reg. Paint Mare nw/ a collored Tennesee/Paint Filly at her side. Baby has lots of collor and is Gatted!!!!! The Mare has been started and has been used as a pack horse on trails. She has no interest in bucking. Good temerment on mare. Will be good for a 4-H project or a trail horse. Dont have time due to school and getting married. Have had mare for 5yrs now. HAULS CLIPS AND WILL DO AMYTHING U ASK HER TO DO. Baby was born on the 4th of Jully Baby is well collored and built good. Baby Is GATTED. $1000.00 for the pair O.B.O.Please email me for more info

Nice 2005 AQHA Mare Broke. Come try her out. Only Bad Thing is on occasion she gets kinda stubborn. Very Easy Keeper

Really Nice APHA Mare. Needs a very experianced Rider. Has thrown 2 Riders and has tried to throw me but "shes not that good". Needs consistancy in her life, with hard work. I have ridden her in the hills and does fine for me but no one else will ride her. She is super athletic. But really unpredictacle. Registered

17 year old Quarter/ Tennessee Walker gelding. 16 hands, big and muscular. He doesn't buck or rear, but he prances and gets a little dancy at times and he's a fast one, walks fast, prances, has several gates and speeds. I'm told he's had some training in his gates for gated riding but I don't know anything about gated horses so never used this. He is awesome on trails, very sturdy and goes anywhere. Loveable, easy keeper. Good with farrier, loads easily. If you have any questions email me, or call my cell however no cell service at my home so I will only get the call or msg if I'm in town.

Free Stunning but high spirited paint -This is an amazing and beautiful animal. He (gelding) is trained to ride, he DOES buck, rear and run with you. He has an amazing prance and smooth canter. He needs to belong to a horse trainer themselves. He is dangerous if not in the hands of an extreamly and did I say extreamly experianced rider. He is 10yrs old. To that person he is Free Free Free
(what's is AMAZING?! -that he HASN'T killed someone) (what EXACTLY does it mean "trained to ride" really?-can they specify the difference between him & a rodeo bronc? at least if you stay ON the 8 sec-you have a shot at winning money)

Beautiful Palomino Quarter Horse mare for sale. She is up for sale for two reasons. One we have too many horses,and two she needs time in the saddle. She has bucked me off but it was because she got spooked from the other horses. Also does have to be fed in a trailer because she gets scared in spaces that she is confined in. But she would be great for trail riding and or rodeos. Needs an experienced rider.

2 mayers and baby horse
one turobred with baby just born
one 4 year old apaluza +andaluz
both are frendly and there exelent for breeding
paid alot of money for them but ill give them for 3000 dollars

Nice paint mare, needs an experienced rider. She is good in saddle but ground manners stink. Has not been ridden sense early fall does great on trail with other horses, have not been out by myself with her. She is 11 years old and is a goer and I am getting to old need more slow than go. She needs to go to a good home.

Comming 4yr. registered POA mare 12.3 h gentle raised green broke, SMART/WILLING will pull anything would make a great gymcanna/cart pony No time to finish $800.00 or would trade for a smaller pony(prefer a mare) 10-12h safe for leadline/carting...

Cranky Arab mare seeking retirement situation. I can do it all, but just don't want to. You can ride me and brush me if you have to, I just don't really like it, but I will tolorate it. I prefer to have one horse friend, but I will deal with anything. I MUST have shelter from the harsh winds because I am spoiled and old. (23) I am not very picky about my diet. I have been told that I am fat, but I don't think so. Please call my secretary at

Pertron/Mustang Gilding sale or traid    I'm saleing my 3 year old gilding I don't see that I'm going to find time to get him fineshed and he rilly needs a gob.He is not registerd. He lodes, bathes and loves to be groomed. I started him as a two year old and with the weather the last year and him cuting open is side and haveing to heal I have not found the time to work with him agean.I promes he is sound and fole of spunk!!! He would make a great eventing or endurance prospect that is what I got him for.I was also told he could make a good roping prospect to. I won't $800 o.b.o or traid for a young trail horse that just needs more riding time up to 12 years old or a older two horse trailer or cargo trailer with windows. What do you have.

I have a 26 year old filly who needs a good home she is broke to halter ride and loads with no problum.  She has faltered at one time but has no problum with it at the current time.

Coming 2 year old filly, she is speed bred, would excell at barrels, nice hip huge shoulder. should mature around 15 hands. you could pour a gallon of water down her back & it would not run off!! she is built NICE.. not easy to handle she is a hot little bugger.. once you catch her she does fine, but we have to shut her in her pen to catch her cannot catch on large acreage.. this is a burner little filly

ONE NUT WONDER - $200 6 year old Quarterhorse dunn. When gelded one testicle was not down, he is semi mellow. Halter broke.  Needs home have too many horses. Please call

Nick is a 3 yr old QH gelding (we never had him papered), 15.1 hands, stocky build, his bloodlines include Doc Bar and Music Mount. Nick was born on the place and is very gentle on the ground, good with kids,easy to catch, loads and trims well. Nick was professionally started last fall and had about 30 days training. The trainer said that he was coming along well but we found out that he bucks when he gets scared. I continued to work him at home slowly and he never bucked as long as i did everything slowly. I believe that he would benefit from being sacked out allot more to get over his fears and therefore it might fix the bucking problem. Experienced rider only because he can buck better than some NFR horses. Nick is very athletic and could go any direction with the right training. We just don't have the time or an arena to work him in. He is a very loving horse and we would like to see him go to a good home. Price is negotiable. Delivery possible for fee. $450 or trade for youth size dirt bike.

5 year old gaited gelding $800 We sold the big horses and Tucker is mad. He has a nasty disposition (sometimes) That's why the price is so low. I had him on here a few weeks ago and was asking $1,800. He was pretty nice then. He is well broke and has been on lots of trail rides. He is beginning to neck rein. Extremely well gaited. Under saddle and with other horses he is almost perfect. Lonely and upset, he is a butthead! Maybe someone can do something with him. As mad at him as I am, I still dont want him to end up at slaughter. He was born on our property and I am the one who sought out to breed his mom, so I feel responsible for bringing the brat into this world.....  He loves to play in the water but but refuses to cross a creek. Go figure.....  I really didn't mean to sell my big gentle gaited geldings so soon in the spring but somehow it just happened. I though I might actually keep Tucker around just to take the sting out losing my personal horse for almost 10 years. But he changed my mind for me. He will be a challenge but if you have a strong hand, a kind heart and watch your back, he might be the horse for you. Pretty enough and gaited enough for the show ring

Conformationally challenged well bred reining prospect for sale.  We will NOT guarantee that she'll grow out of it" NOR will we guarantee the riding soundness in the future of this horse NOR will we guarantee she won't pass this conformation on if used for a broodmare.  Filly is deaf but that doesn't hinder her in any way.  Sweet disposition.   Price $20,000.

6 year old, 16 hand dark bay gelding.  He has had a lot of training on the ground and under saddle.  Supple, gives to the bit, moves off pressure well.  Does well with consistent riding and when he has a job.  He can be very inconsistent.  Can be a great ride or can be complicated with a bad attitude.  He tends to be sensitive and easily frustrated.  Does randomly crow hop or buck.  He is a good looking big horse, well put together with good legs and feet, very nice head. 

Black & White Walker Gelding, 15 years old, not beginners horse, he just keeps going & going.....

GETTING OUT OF Horses!  I have two mares, 1st is a 7 year old Appy, very gentle, would make a good 4-H project.  The 2nd is a 19 year old Missouri Fox Trotter with an attitude........

"Steve" Everything is going against this yearling colt, he’s crypt, solid bay Appaloosa with a turn out in the right front, otherwise built very nice, born broke, pretty head, very tall, will likely finish at 16 plus hands…..

"Josiah" is an intelligent gentle Arabian gelding. He is friendly to people and gets along well with other horses. He has untied a rope on a gate with his teeth and can open grain cans the same way. He has a nice build. He will be easy to train and has the potential of being an all-around great riding horse.

"Faith" is an affectionate, gentle, breeding stock paint filly. She was imprinted well at birth and likes to be around people. She will run up to you and follow you around the pasture. She likes calves, she plays a game of separating a calf from it’s mother and leading it around the pasture. She will be easy to train and has the potential of being a great first horse or a child's horse.

13 Year Old PAINT gelding, needs training or experienced rider. Saddles, rides, loads, headstrong and jumpy. $800 or trade for family horse.

Joker, a beautiful 14.3 hand Belgian horse colored john mule out of a Tennessee Walker mare and a spotted jack. 4 years old, been ridden many miles by 68 year old man. Tends to be a little flighty at times, but wet saddle blankets should take that out of him. Was broke by a nit-wit with a crappy saddle and has extensive saddle marks which do not bother him. Joker is VERY smooth and will boogy.

Mollie is a beautiful bay mini mule with black points. Mollie has ran with a mini stallion and a jack donkey and has NEVER bred. I am selling her as a sterile mule. Mollie is a little standoffish, but will follow you as you work in the field. Once caught she is gentle and can be clipped with no restraints. My husband shaved her mane, long hairs on her stomach sides, and her tail head. She never flinched. To this date she has never offered to kick or bite. I can offer Mollie in a package deal with any of the minis I have for sale.

 

Look who thinks they are a horse!

Oh Deer!!!!

Horse Buying Tips

If you call about a horse that is for sale and the seller states, "They have never refused to do anything they've been asked to."  Be sure to find out if they have asked it to do something besides.............Come Here And Eat This.

I am sure this horse is Cold Backed!


Subject: Get Fit for the New Year - A Fitness Routine

Recently there was a Dr. Phil episode in which the prominent self-help
guru was evaluating the situation of one overweight guest. The woman
commented that she'd like to buy a horse so she could get exercise via
riding. "That's great for the horse," responded Dr. Phil drolly, "but
what good is it for you?"

Clearly, the good doctor doesn't own a horse. The right horse (and
most of us have owned 1 or 2, haven't we?) will provide a
body-building, cardiovascular-enhancing workout that would make
Richard Simmons envious.

With the right horse, you begin your fitness program by walking out to
the pasture. As you stride briskly, you carry the halter and lead rope
behind you, pushed up high on your back so the lead doesn't drag. The
purpose of this is to tone your chest and upper-arm muscles (because
you're not fooling your horse- -he knows what you're carrying). As you
approach to within a few feet of him, he'll walk slowly away from you,
then stop. This will be repeated several times in succession, until
you're ready to jog. At that point, the horse will trot, then gallop
around the pasture.

If you're at the advanced level of fitness, you may continue chasing
after him for maximum aerobic benefits. Beginners may prefer to toss
the halter and lead on the ground, bend forward from the waist, and
engage in heavy breathing and chanting (that's what we'll call it,
anyway--chanting) as the horse continues to circle the field. When the
horse determines you've had enough of this warm-up session, he'll
allow you to catch him.

Now comes the total upper-body workout of grooming. Optimally, your
horse will be caked in dried mud. Its cement-like consistency will
require work-to-exhaustion effort of your biceps and triceps.

Next comes the bending, stretching, and toning of hoof-picking. Bend
over, pick up the horse's left front foot, then be prepared to jump
back as he stomps it back down to the ground. (Keep your knees bent as
you jump, to protect your lower back.) Reach down and pick up the foot
again, hopping about with the horse to maintain your grip as you
attempt to pick what seems to be dirt mixed with Super Glue from the
hoof. Eventually the horse may stand still; you may be chanting by
this time. Repeat the entire circuit three more times with the
remaining feet.

Once you can stand erect again, it's time for the insect repellent
exercise. True, with this one, your horse may actually get more of a
workout than you do, but you certainly get more of the repellent. It
goes like this: Squirt!-circle-circle. Squirt!-circle-circle.
Squirt!-circle-circle---and so on, until you're completely misted with
repellent.

Saddling up provides both aerobic and strength building benefits. The
trick is to keep your feet moving as you heft the saddle blanket over
and over, trying to keep it in place on a moving target. The blanket
exercise warms you up for the saddle exercise, for which the routine
is the same, only the weight is much greater--perfect for buffing
those hard-to-tone shoulder muscles.

Now comes the mounting exercise. Start with your left leg up,
hop-hop-hop, left leg down. Left leg up, hop-hop-hop, left leg down.
For balance, go around to the other side and continue the exercise
(right leg up, hop-hop-hop, right leg down, etc.). When your heart
rate begins to exceed your target range, look for a bucket. Bend over,
pick it up, place it upside-down next to the horse, wait for the horse
to move away, then bend over, pick it up again, place it next to the
horse, and so on. When the horse deems you've had enough of these
repetitions, he'll stand still and allow you to actually mount.

At this point, of course, you'll be too exhausted to ride. It's best
not to overdo it, so dismount, grab a protein bar, and head to the
shower.

 

The January issue of the Readers Digest had a wonderful article called "A Pony Tale." 

 The story is about Petie, a Therapy Pony.

Go to http://www.rd.com/petie to read about him.

 

If a man has enough sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,

 she will never turn into a nag.

What are these horse's bloodlines?

Driftwood, of course!

National Geographic's April Photo of the Month

Doc Hammill's one week old filly.  He believes in getting them ready to drive early!

 The Virginia Gravedigger

 

Be sure to have your volume on.

Pretty Paint

Rockin Dobbin......The Mane Attraction

ROCKIN’ DOBBIN is a 13-YEAR OLD Rocky Mountain Stallion owned by Mike and Diana Medler of Williamsburg Indiana.  

His flowing 5-foot mane makes him a stallion of distinction. 

I had the wonderful opportunity to meet this amazing stallion when I was showing in Kentucky.....Kellie

Click on the photo below to go to Rockin Dobbins Home Page. 

Click on the book cover above to go to the website to purchase this Dobbin Story.

ANDREAS HELGSTRAND - WEG2006 Freestyle Final

The Dancing Horse!

Be Sure To Have Your Volume On.

FANCY'S STORY

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March 29 1986 I took this young Registered Paint mare from the owner due to starvation.  In addition to being starved she had a jaw abscess that went completely through the jaw to the outside.  She also had lice, worms, and a severe vaginal infection.

Under that heavy hair coat you could feel every rib.   You can see by the sunken appearance below the backbone that her spine stuck up all the way from wither to hip and her hip bones were protruding.  The horse had been kept blanketed.

I put Fancy into a stall with a run however she was too weak to walk outside of the stall.  (It took weeks for her to gain the strength to leave her stall.)

I had the vet out the same day I brought Fancy home.  He felt that she would not survive.  He did a vaginal flush, taught me how to flush the jaw abscess, gave her IV fluids, and treated her for external and internal parasites.  The odor around this poor mare was incredibly awful.  (That odor from her stayed in the stall for years.)

I had to begin by feeding very small amounts of grass hay five times a day, then over the course of many weeks I began to add grain, supplements, and alfalfa.

After a few weeks fancy lost most of the hair on her body.  The reason was that she had experienced a total mineral imbalance and when I began feeding a balanced ration her body went into shock.  When her hair came back in and it was healthy and shiny.

It took two months of daily treatment on her jaw abscess before it stopped draining to the outside.  I kept fancy in a dry lot and then slowly introduced her to pasture.  She blossomed.

The owners agreed to allow me to sell Fancy to an approved home.  They then sold the new owners the registration papers.  Fancy's new home was with an Arabian breeder who was breeding for Pinto's.  Fancy was bred and had a beautiful Pinto foal the following year

Fancy was one of the sweetest and most honest horses we have every had the experience to work with.  She tolerated the painful treatment and loved having us handle her.  She was very intelligent and would try to do anything she was asked.

Fancy Before March 29 1986

Fancy After July 24 1986

 

(Note Fancy's hooves, the line on them represents the change in nutrition.)

Beautiful Andalusian Horse with LONG Mane

This picture of a beautiful long maned Andalusian horse was taken by a photographer in Spain at the Feria del Caballo in Jerez de la Frontera.

 I am using this photo with express permission from the photographer.  Please respect the copyright and do not reproduce it without permission from the photographer.  Thanks you Josephine Canovas Rodriguez for allowing me to use the photo on my site!

Poster is available for purchase.  Please contact:

iberiahorse@gmail.com

Click on the link below to see more photos of this horse and to see an informative website full of beautiful Andalusian, Iberian, Luistiano, and Spanish horses.

 andalusians-for-you.com

Click on the link below to see a video of one of these amazing horses.

BRUJO-Sheer Joy

 

 

The purpose of having a foal

Meet Molly. She's a gray speckled pony who was abandoned by her owners when Katrina hit southern Louisiana, USA . She spent weeks on her own before finally being rescued and taken to a farm where abandoned animals were stockpiled. While there, she was attacked by a pit bull terrier, and almost died. Her gnawed right front leg became infected and her vet went to LSU for help. But LSU was overwhelmed, and this pony was a welfare case. You know how that goes.

But after surgeon Rustin Moore met Molly, he changed his mind. He saw how the pony was careful to lie down on different sides so she didn't seem to get sores, and how she allowed people to handle her. She protected her injured leg. She constantly shifted her weight, and didn't overload her good leg. She was a smart pony with a serious survival ethic.

Moore agreed to remove her leg below the knee and a temporary artificial limb was built. Molly walked out of the clinic and her story really begins there.

"This was the right horse and the right owner," Moore insists.
Molly happened to be a one-in-a-million patient. She's tough as nails, but sweet, and she was willing to cope with pain. She made it obvious she understood (that) she was in trouble. The other important factor, according to Moore , is having a truly committed and compliant owner who is dedicated to providing the daily care required over the lifetime of the horse.

Molly's story turns into a parable for life in post-Katrina Louisiana . The little pony gained weight, her mane felt a comb. A human prosthesis designer built her a leg.

The prosthetic has given Molly a whole new life, Allison Barca DVM, Molly's regular vet, reports.
And she asks for it! She will put her little limb out, and come to you and let you know that she wants you to put it on. Sometimes she wants you to take it off too." And sometimes, Molly gets away from Barca. "It can be pretty bad when you can't catch a three-legged horse", she laughs.

Most important of all, Molly has a job now. Kay, the rescue farm owner, started taking Molly to shelters, hospitals, nursing homes, rehabilitation centers. Anywhere she thought that people needed hope. Wherever Molly went, she showed people her pluck. She inspired people. And she had a good time doing it.

"It's obvious to me that Molly had a bigger role to play in life", Moore said,   "She survived the hurricane, she survived a horrible injury, and now she is giving hope to others."
"She's not back to normal," Barca concluded, "but she's going to be better. To me, she could be a symbol for New Orleans itself."

Who says you need a gas guzzler to haul your horses!

 

We saw this in Sandpoint Idaho July 16th 2008 (There is a cart on the front of the trailer)

Horse trivia that we already know

A 1200 pound horse eats nearly 7 times its weight in a year.

What do you get when you cross a Donkey or a Horse with a Zebra?

A Zonkey

(Click on the photo to go to the Creation Museum Website)

And and a Zorse of course

In August 2008 my son and I traveled to Petersburg Kentucky to visit the Creation Museum where I was able to pet these unique Equines.

Below, another Zonkey

Do you enjoy Horse Trivia?

Test your skills on this fun horse trivia quiz page by clicking the link!

Horse Quizzes

 

My August 2008 Vacation

Indiana Downs, Shelbyville Indiana

Standardbred Harness Racing, Trotters and Pacers

Race Day Monday, August 25, 2008 Race: 13 a one mile pace. Purse $3,250

1st place Tabby #2 - 2nd place Silky Sailor#1 - 3rd place Carmen Electric#8 - 4th place Scooter Babe#3

Click here to see the program page for this race

There are only two things that scare a horse.

Things that move and things that don't.

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

  • Reluctance to cook

  • Reluctance to perform housework

  • Reluctance to wear anything but boots

  • Reluctance to work except in support of a horse

  • Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

This has been a public service announcement

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Why do I like horses?
I reckon I must be mad.
My mother wasn't horsey
And neither was my dad.
 
But the madness hit me early
And it hit me like a curse.
And I've never gotten better
In fact I've gotten worse.
 
My stables are immaculate.
My house is like a hovel.
Last year for my birthday
I got a brand new shovel.
 
I hardly read a paper
But I know who's sold their horse
And I wouldn't watch the news
If show jumping was on, of course.
 
One eye's always on the heavens
But my washing waves in vain
As I rush to get the horses in
In case it's gonna rain.
 
And though they're wearing 15 rugs,
The best that you can get,
I bring them in to keep them dry
While I get soaking wet.
 
I spend every cent I've got
On horsey stuff for sure.
I buy fancy rugs and fancy rugs,
And then I buy some more.
 
I should have had that hair cut
Or bought that nice blue shirt
At least it wouldn't be now
Ripped to shreds and in the dirt.
 
I cannot make a sponge cake
I will not even try
But I can back a truck and trailer
In the twinkling of an eye.
 
It's pants and mud boots
That I live in night and day
And that smell of sweaty horses
Just doesn't wash away.
 
Once in every now and then
I can dress up for a ball.
Makeup and a hairdo
With high heel shoes and all.
 
I ache from long forgotten falls.
My knees they have no skin
My toes have gone a funny shape,
From being squashed again.
 
But late at night, when all is still
And I've gone to give them hay,
I touch their velvet softness
And my worries float away.
 
They give a gentle nicker
And they nuzzle through my hair
And I know it's where my heart is
More than anywhere

Get your Kleenex out and click on the link for Stacy Westfall's Championship Run at the All American Quarter Horse Congress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-7v8Ck1crg

 

Don Pepe is the Res. GRAND World Champion Trote Galope Paso Breed!

 

There is nothing like Mom's lap no matter who you are.....

This is a newborn offspring of Taskin, Gypsy Vanner Stallion owned by Villa Vanners that was born in Oregon.  These pictures were immediately after his birth.   The mare laid down and then he trotted around and crawled right up into her lap.

Equine Auction: Definition

  1. A public sale at which horses are sold one by one, each going to the last and highest of a series of competing bidders.
  2. A gathering area which is comforting to Equine Addicts due to their common addiction.
  3. A place where an Equine Addict can sell their equine and make a profit (very rare) or sell their equine at a loss and write it off on their taxes. (very common)
  4. A place where the spouse of an Equine Addict fears most.
  5. A place where the designated number of horses hauled in a horse trailer is not relative to its design.  Example: A 3 horse trailer can haul at least 4 horses from the sale.
  6. A place where an Equine Addict can take any number of horses and come back with the same number plus one or more horses.  (They may or may not be the same horses they brought to the sale.)
  7. A place where the Equine addict can spend their hard earned cash or go into debt by: using their line of credit, use their credit card, use money loaned to them by the bank, their parents, relatives, or friends, with little chance of return on the money spent.
  8. A place where with the purchase of just one Equine an addict can begin to support a number of businesses.  Examples: Feed Stores, Farriers, Veterinarians, Tack Stores, Equine Catalogs, Horse Trailer and Pickup Dealerships.
  9. The Equine Addicts form of Gambling.

And Finally:

     The reason Kellie and Chris are no longer allowed to spend time with one another.

Author:  Kellie Bretthauer Jan. 7th, 2010

"Responsibility is an action, not a lack of opportunity" Kellie Bretthauer (in reference to how Chris and she are being "responsible" not going to horse auctions).

 Mac, likes to be scratched!

14 inch horse

 

My budget's all blown on my Strawberry Roan!

 

Cross on horses hip

 

This will inspire you!  What courage and determination!! What a great horse!!!

(This e-mail was sent to me and I wanted to share it with you)

The determined Bettina Eistel and her very special horse, Fabuleax 5.

Look closely...
Yup.  No arms.  Her name is Bettina Eistel and her horse is Fabuleax 5.
What is even more compelling than the fact that she can brush her horse with her feet, is that she competes, very well, at the Paralympics in dressage.
Bettina didn’t just overcome her disability, she walloped it!
(Kinda makes me feel ridiculous for complaining about anything having to do with just about anything…)

Cantering
WHY NO ARMS?
Thalidomide.  (I wanted to read her book but it isn’t translated into English and I cannot read German.  I wonder if a Kindle could translate it?…)  Anyway, she was born in 1961 in Germany, with no arms due to the drug, Thalidomide.

Her book
What is Thalidomide?  Thalidomide was a drug they gave pregnant women before it was known that it caused birth defects…  Hence, Bettina was born without any arms.
When I was too little to understand manners, I can remember my mother telling me not to stare at kids I would see who had birth defects.   She would shake her head and just whisper, “Thalidomide”.   I remember being very appreciative that I didn’t have that kind of a birth defect.

 
Saddling
FAST FORWARD
Bettina doesn’t let her disability stop her.  After all, this way of being is all she has ever known…
As an aside, another disabled Olympian was explaining the difference between being born with a disability versus being born “whole” and acquiring the disability.  This concept is an interesting topic.  You probably can come to some of your own conclusions here.

 
Bridling... look at him drop his head.
Anyway, as a small child, Bettina learned how to use her feet and toes as her hands and fingers.  As a youngster, she started in horseback riding lessons.  (Thank goodness her parents supported her and let go of their fears around this.) She wears riding boots with cut-outs in the toes so she can have ‘hands’ (imagine how cold her toes must get … and how often they clip a branch or a fence board – ouch!).  She can saddle, bridle, hose down, wrap, blanket and do just about anything else that is needed for her horse.  And, she rides by steering with her legs and holding the reins in her mouth.  IN HER MOUTH.  Try that… I tried to hold my brush in my mouth while braiding my girl’s hair and I ended up drooling all over the place in about a minute.  I have no idea how she does it.  Amazing.
Oh, and besides all those horse riding feats, she can text, write and put on mascara with her to es!
Hmmmm.  I’m starting to feel sheepish for complaining about anything…

They say Bettina is a master at hose water fights!
“After highschool in 1979, Bettina studied the History of Art, Archaeology and Ethnology in Hamburg, followed by an eight-year study of psychology. During her psychology studies, she  participated in a project with Hamburg’s home for children. In 1989 she completed her studies with a diploma and has since worked as a graduate psychologist in a Hamburg counseling center for children and family therapy.”
PARALYMPICS
I really couldn’t find much information on her coaching (Her coach Franz-Martin Stankus) or how she learned to ride.  But, I did find out that she:
“Eistel was formerly Vice-Europe and Vice World Champion (two silver and bronze at the European Championships in Portugal in 2002 and three silver at the World Championships in Belgium in 2003) and won two silver and one bronze medal at the 2004 Paralympics in Athens , she won also three times the German championship.  As the most recent successes are the bronze medal in the required tasks of the individual competition and the silver medal in the team standings at the 2008 Paralympics in Hong Kong.”
Not bad even for a girl WITH arms…

With her dressage medal
HER HORSE
You have to really think about the kind of horse who would let this kind of a rider be his partner.  Really… what temperament is needed to perform at high level dressage as well as take care of a disabled rider?  Wow.  I wish I knew if they looked high and low for him… or if they simply trained a good horse to understand this rider?  (I need to read her book.)  I mean, did they find a horse and say to him that this is the way we are going to do it now?  Or, does the Fabuleax 5 ‘know’?  I often hear that certain horses are much more gracious with disabled riders than with regular riders.  I know that my Gwen is much nicer to children than to me… I wonder how that happens?  Is it the horse or the quality/feel/spirit of the disabled rider/child that effects the horse?  Dunno.

Taking a treat from Mom

Bettina says she trained her horse via voice commands, head movement and leg aids.  Funny, I bet hardly any of us would think it was even possible to ride a horse without arms.
From where I sit, I would like to be in the presence of  the wonderful Fabuleax 5.  He is a saint in my book.  Fabuleax lets Bettina ride him in the only way she can… with the reins in her teeth and the other set of reins between her toes.  And, he does his job.  Simple.  Gosh.  Impressive.

Beautiful boy
TELEVISION HOST
Bettina also landed a gig as a Talk Show Host.  With a weekly show on German TV station ZDF, Bettina is something of a media star.  They say her popularity is because of her engaging and optimistic personality… but one cannot ignore her amazing ability to do everything, literally everything, with her feet..

Bettina as talk show host
AFTERTHOUGHT
I wanted to bring this story to you because I think sometimes we give up too easily.  Or maybe it is just me… maybe I think I give up too easily or don’t push through my/my horse’s issues or don’t get over myself/my fears or don’t put as much effort/time into training my horses as I could.  Reading about Bettina was a good shot in the arm for me…
I sure don’t feel like making any excuses or complaining…
I cannot even imagine folding the laundry with my feet, let alone living 24 hours without my hands.  Wow.  Very inspirational.

What a great team!

The Seven Stages of Aging on Horseback

By Cindy Hale

About once a week I trail ride with my good friend Debbie. We showed horses together  for many years, and I'm really enjoying introducing her to the more laid back experience of trail riding. So when she called to cancel this week, I was surprised. Then she explained that she'd taken a tumble off her gelding while riding in the arena, and needed to take it easy for a few days. We were both disappointed, and together we lamented how our bodies just don't withstand the insult of getting tossed from the saddle anymore.

 
"Let's face it," I told Debbie. "We're getting older. When we fall off we don't bounce."
Indeed. Though we used to consider falling off just another aspect of horsemanship, nowadays we see it as something we'd really like to avoid. It has nothing to do with fear and everything to do with
a loss of elasticity that occurs to human bodies on the other side of thirty. Yet because we're horse crazy women we continue to ride, leading the non-horsey folks around us to think we're suffering from some kind of dementia. So that you can understand this concept better-or maybe prepare yourself-here's a little chart that explains it all.
 
The Seven Stages of Aging on Horseback
 
Stage I: Fall off pony. Bounce. Laugh. Climb back on. Repeat.
 
Stage II: Fall off horse. Run after horse, cussing. Climb back on by shimmying up horse's neck.
Ride until sundown.
 
Stage III: Fall off horse. Use sleeve of shirt to stanch bleeding.
Have friend help you get back on horse. Take two Advil and apply ice packs when you get home.
Ride next day.
 
State IV: Fall off horse. Refuse advice to call ambulance; drive self to urgent care clinic.
Entertain nursing staff with tales of previous daredevil stunts on horseback.
Back to riding before cast comes off.
 
Stage V: Fall off horse. Temporarily forget name of horse and name of husband.
Flirt shamelessly with paramedics when they arrive. Spend week in hospital while
titanium pins are screwed in place.
Start riding again before doctor gives official okay.
 
Stage VI: Fall off horse. Fail to see any humor when hunky paramedic says, "You again?"
Gain firsthand knowledge of advances in medical technology thanks to stint in ICU.
Convince self that permanent limp isn't that noticeable.
Promise husband you'll give up riding.
One week later purchase older, slower, shorter horse.
 
Stage VII: Slip off horse. Relieved when artificial joints and implanted medical devices
seem unaffected. Tell husband that scrapes and bruises are due to gardening accident.
Pretend you don't see husband roll his eyes and mutter as he walks away.
Give apple to horse.
 
Trust me. Despite a lack of bounce-ability, aging on horseback isn't so bad,
as long as you know what lies ahead.
And as long as you keep your sense of humor.

Photo taken by friend Chris Miller while on her vacation this is in Hill City, SD

Surgeon Generals Warning:

Horses are addictive, expensive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

Horse owner to her farrier, "I'm sorry, my horses attention span is only 3 feet long".

 

An amazing Tennessee Walking horse and his owners at the 2011 Celebration winning multiple World Grand Championships.

 

Horseback riding........the best medicine!

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